tastefullyoffensive:

[soupoder]

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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mapletheleonberger:

…what have I done?

  • Me: *calls u a nerd*
  • Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*

harlold:

i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me

terra-puella:

hi hello ur going to do great today and if u dont believe me than here’s a puppy pug taking a bath

thylaed:

shout out to people who are scared to call others out, whose hands shake when they try to explain what’s wrong, whose throats threaten to close up with thoughts of ‘what if i’m just overreacting’, whose hearts are pounding out of their chests because they just stuck their necks out for their beliefs, who have lost friends and respect and safety for aligning themselves with causes

blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

stoned-levi:

that settles it

we have to get rid of the ocean